I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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