I'm eating all of the evidence.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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