You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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