I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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