OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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