sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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