If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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