Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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