Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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