He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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