Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize