Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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