Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I could fuck to npr.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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