you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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