Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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