no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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