What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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