Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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