How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
3pm strippers are depressing
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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