i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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