let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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