her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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