We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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