Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
