Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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