David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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