I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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