you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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