Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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