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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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