the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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