quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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