A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
