I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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