Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
