yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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