Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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