At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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