He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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