I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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