Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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