I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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