hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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