First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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