my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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