ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Randomize
