are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
This baby is an asshole
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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