Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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