thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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