I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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