The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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