glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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