This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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