Sry I called you an 8
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
