To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
is it fun? or sober?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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