Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My life is pants optional.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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