Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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