I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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