All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We're too hungover to prance.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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